Virtual Systems Angst

Community is coming back in another week and a half. Thank God. I say Thank God because I just don’t think I can allow myself to keep rewatching episodes from season 3. Particularly “Virtual Systems Analysis” because that episode makes me so very, very sad. I don’t think that’s the intention at all, because it’s a show devoted to the comedic dissection of its characters (who are real people, of course, but who are characters in a comedy) and not a show that is used to push sadness on its audience. All the same, making the seven study group members and their entourage, truly funny requires making them into real people, and sometimes real people make us sad.

I don’t know anybody else who actually finds this episode to be sad.

For me, I’ve always identified with Annie’s character, albeit as a younger, cutesier version of myself. She’s more romantic and naive  than I would ever presume to have been at that age but her particular brand of planning control freak and uptightness reflects my own so well that we could share time and space. Likewise, Abed’s lack of social grace and confusion over others’ emotions reflects back what I have long felt to be a learning process in getting to be better with other people. (I do not claim to be anywhere near so bad as Abed, though. I just share some of those moments that Abed has in this particular episode, e.g. Why do people have to enter into relationships?) So when I watch this episode, and watch Abed fall apart, I get this feeling that reflects my own fear and concern over where I will end up in life. It actually makes me very depressed, which is ridiculous when you’re watching a comedy.  Then again, how many times did Scrubs manage to troll me with sad episodes?  Someone out there referred to Scrubs as having “whiplash poignancy” [sorry for not recalling where this originated] and it’s just so true. (M*A*S*H did this as well, and the infamous “Jurassic Bark” episode of Futurama proved that nothing is sacred.)  I may need to devote myself to writing out the profound effect of Scrubs on my life, now. Still, with this one Community episode, I felt myself in such agony that I watched the show again just to try to get past it and enjoy it. I just can’t seem to find it as funny as I think I’m supposed to.

This does not seem to be what the show’s crew and writers intended for me to feel. It is, however, what I feel.

So I’m actually very much looking forward to the glorious return of Community to get me off this memory. So “Hunger Deans,” huh?

Post-Holiday Dorking Bells

So, post holidays and I really have little to say despite a lot of TV because I’ve also had a lot of work. Thanks, work.

I enjoyed the Tor.com rewatch of “A Clockwork Nebari” (Farscape).  It’s probably because I actually only saw it for the first time earlier this year but that wonderful hideousness of the eyeballs is killer. Of course, that’s not actually the most effed up part of A Clockwork Orange but it was rather, shall we say, iconic?  Most of the rest of the dorkscape (of RSS feeds and all) has centered on The Hobbit (which I actually haven’t seen, due to scheduling conflicts and a general introvertedness) and Star Trek: Into Darkness, which I also haven’t seen since I’m not a time traveler or pirate.

Thanks to their finally being in stock, I am now the proud owner of the second series of the Futurama Tineez. And thanks to the awesomeness of one of my friends, also, Futurama Monopoly. This gift involved my unpacking every single piece and card and reading through everything. I don’t know whether it’s awesome or sad that there was not a single reference that I missed. I choose… awesome. Yes. Hint: It comes with Professorland Fun Bucks.

And allegedly, Zuko’s mom finally has her day in the Avatar comics.

I’ve Seen Everything

I’ve watched most of the second series of Downton Abbey and I think I understand the widespread appeal now. Don’t misunderstand me, because I liked the first series but I did not comprehend why so many people said it was amongst the best television they’d ever seen. The second series, which deals with wartime events and more convoluted relationships is a far more interesting character piece. I suppose the first series was a setup for this level of critique but it could be too much compared to a French novel of the late 19th/early 20th centuries: far too much redundant information. Okay, that’s actually a bit too harsh. Really, I think it was a wonderfully done story but it lacked the spark that would allow me to label it “amazing.” The second series, though, really has the glamorous grittiness that I so completely love about war stories. (This may explain some of my love of M*A*S*H, maybe.)

Now to turn to yet another dorky Star Trek discussion. You know you love it. That’s why you come here.
TNG turned 25 this year. Feeling old yet? Let me give you life advice from the Admiral Dr. Leonard McCoy, who stated in “Encounter at Farpoint”: “What’s so damn troublesome about not having died?” In any case, yes, the still surviving crew of the Enterprises NCC-1701D- and E have reached the quarter century mark. Topless Robot had a fun write-up on 25 Years of Star Trek Conventions that I’d like to direct you to read. It’s not a long read but it does have video and it’s fun if you’re a ST dork.
Naturally, this segues to a number of other Star Trek news items. Come on, I like other things, too, I swear. It just seems that this blog, titled with a Star Wars reference used in an hilarious context in Futurama has an awful lot of Star Trek news. Yeah, yeah. Don’t care. I’m going to talk about it anyway because despite being surrounded by massively nerdy friends, most of them aren’t very up on the Trek lifestyle.
  • The Star Trek proposal image from Reddit actually made me realize how well most of the cast of TNG has done since the show ended. Most of them have had successful careers beyond ST (or even within it as directors, producers, etc.) and they’re generally still very attractive looking people. It’s impressive, actually. (Of course, Patrick Stewart still wins my vote.)
  • I have determined that you are not allowed to say “I have seen every episode of Star Trek” if you do not watch the Animated Series in its entirety. This is probably going to enrage some folks but hey, the AS is now on Netflix streaming so you don’t even have to go out and buy the DVDs. Don’t you feel better now? Also it has, furries. (You know, if you’re into that sort of thing, I guess.)
  • I re-watched a couple of episodes from the first season of TNG, as something of a nostalgic walk. Good lord, most of the early episodes are just awful. Especially when you compare them to the quality that the show delivered in later seasons. This also helps to affirm the reasons why I love DS9 so much. It starts with a bang, ends with a whimper. TNG starts and ends on a frame story (which is a good one) about the exploration of humanity, and it’s just not as instantly powerful. I like dystopian fiction. What can I say? (I like Utopian fiction, too, but DS9 managed to blend those together really well.)
  • Watching TNG from the outset also gave me cause to realize just how many of the key cast have doubles of some kind in the ST universe. It’s kind of surprising. I realize that TOS had the mirror universe and DS9 had the mirror universe (and changeling Bashir) and Voyager had the Species 8472 residual selves, etc. but TNG has a strange variety of “other selves.”
    • Picard has Shinzon, a clone engineered by Romulans (but why exactly?)
    • William Riker has Thomas Riker, created by a transporter accident.
    • Data has Lore and B4. (Sigh all you want at B4; it’s allowed.) Lore and B4 may not be “exactly” other selves but given their positronic brains and the fact that they are created  Androids pretty much puts them in this category. (Especially since B4 is supposed to be the Data mirror to Picard’s Shinzon experience in Nemesis.)
    • Worf has mirror universe Worf. The one who’s hanging out with Intendant Kira and Garak in their alliance against the Terrans.
    • Miles O’Brien, though not specifically a “key” cast member was regular enough to warrant my mentioning of his mirror universe self, Smiley.
    • Tasha Yar has her alternate past self aboard the Enterprise NCC-1701-C  who spawns her half-Romulan daughter Sela. (I don’t think Denise Crosby ever found satisfaction with leaving that show.)
  • And shockingly, only Data and Tasha Yar are dead. All the other key characters survive. (I’ve always liked that Dexter Morgan killed Tasha Yar… er, I mean a nurse played by Denise Crosby. My version is better, if not sounding oddly of fanfic. Also, I have to put a kibash on too many meta references, even if I am friends with someone who has referred to The Prestige as “Wolverine versus Batman” since the trailer first appeared. To be fair, I called This Means War “Kirk Versus Picard at the same time this friend referred to it as “Kirk Versus Bane” because duh, Chris Pine = Kirk and Tom Hardy = Shinzon = Picard.
DS9 turns 20 in January. What was that advice about not feeling old?
Also, I finally had an opportunity to watch the last few episodes of Futurama’s most recent season. Yes, it’s an excuse to call out Patrick Stewart again as the awesome, awesome fox hunter in “31st Century Fox.” I’m sorry, but when the creators behind dorky shows are also huge dorks, they tend to do things that create meta awesome for their fans. The “Where No Fan Has Gone Before” episode of Futurama nearly destroyed me with awesomeness when it aired. (So very long ago…) The fact that Patrick Stewart showed up as a traditional Englishman and chased around a derpy robotic fox while interacting with the characters of my all-time favorite television show… well, that’s just a nerd’s paradise.
And now, much as Patrick Stewart has done, I’ve seen everything!

Ralph Can’t Relax

Am I permitted to go on and on about how much I enjoyed Wreck-It Ralph? Of course I am. This is a blog devoted to being a huge nerd, so I get to say whatever I want about being a huge nerd. Ta-da!

Rich Moore is a little bit of an idol for me.  He worked on some of the best early Simpsons and Futurama episodes and since he’s the directorial brains behind Wreck-It Ralph, I have to mention him in this gushing. (He worked on a number of other animated productions as well, and this just further endears him to me since I have a bit of a soft spot for animated series and movies.) In any case, major props to him for this movie because it was awesome. And also one of the few times when I’ve gone to see a movie in a theater and actually haven’t been the slightest bit disconcerted by the throngs of <10 year old children who were also in the theater watching. (This is what you get for weekend matinees, though, I suppose.)

The movie is such a good blend of affirmative and silly vignettes. I was expecting a few more retro references than I got but it was cute to see so many 8/16 bit game allusions all the same. I was also happy with the depth of detail in the modern game (Sugar Rush!) including the in-film joke about “double stripes.” What really sold me on this were the overlapping backdrops and stylistic elements. Jack McBrayer killed me with his portrayal of Fix-It Felix. (Of course, I’ve yet to see Jack McBrayer in anything where he didn’t play a semi-innocent good-guy character so I don’t know that this isn’t just his personality. Ha.) Also, Alan Tudyk!

Dorks, you MUST see this.

olde fortran ale

One more week until Futurama returns. I chose to celebrate this by wearing my Planet Express t-shirt and my “Nixon: Now More Than Ever” button, which is a delightful circular joke although I wish I had had that pin in time to wear it for Watchmen in theaters. That button came from a trip to Arizona, sadly, two months after Watchmen was released. Ah well.

I happened to catch a glimpse the other day of someone’s homemade Futurama Operation game.  I love Bender. I really do. But he’s not the only character on Futurama and in some ways it frustrates me that he has become the most iconic association that show has (other than possibly the recent “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore” meme) because it undervalues so many other characters. Fry is infinitely my favorite and Zoidberg is a close second so maybe I have a soft spot all squished up in my heart for Billy West. Nonetheless, this Operation game is pretty impressively adorable. And I suppose if I were really feeling like a dork I could cosplay it up and use some lobster claws to perform ineffective, possibly life-threatening surgery on Mr. Rodriguez’s innards.