To my dear, beloved Futurama, who turns 18 today. And for whom this blog is somewhat ironically named:
“You’re some kind of dumpster Jedi.” – Futurama, not Star Wars. 🙂
To my dear, beloved Futurama, who turns 18 today. And for whom this blog is somewhat ironically named:
“You’re some kind of dumpster Jedi.” – Futurama, not Star Wars. 🙂
Yes, I saw Beauty and the Beast over the weekend.
Pick Your Intro:
And yes, there are going to be spoilers below.
One of the interesting trends of Disney movies in recent years is to try to up-end the magic falling in love and kissing trope to have it mean something else. For instance, in Frozen, finding love in one’s heart is about a sororal relationship and in Maleficient it’s about a maternal one and in Big Hero 6, oh hey, it’s not even there, nor is it in Moana. So after watching the fantastic Honest Trailer for the 1991 Beauty and the Beast, I wondered if Disney would take up the change mantra for the remake.
But no. No, they didn’t. Th Enchantress still demands that Beast love someone and she love him back. There is actually a possible storyline in which this could have been a platonic love. I seriously wasn’t sure until fairly late in the movie if it was going to remain a romantic love. So score one for the Disney verse keeping to tradition. This isn’t a bad thing, because sometimes love stories actually ARE love stories about romantic entanglement and not everything needs to be updated to put a completely new spin on it.
Besides, there’s enough “new spin.” There are some songs in the movie that aren’t in the original animated film or in the Broadway musical, which is nice. And Belle’s father is a more fully-formed, interesting character who may actually be the best Disney dad I’ve seen… like ever, unlike his animated counterpart who loved his daughter but who was clearly almost as insane as Gaston claimed him to be. Speaking of, Luke Evans is so brilliantly cast as Gaston in this film. His added war/military career element builds him up but he is the absolute epitome of self-absorbed, entitled by ego, and blinded handsome man. Bringing anthropomorphic furniture to animation is one thing, but adding it to a live action animation CGI backdrop is another and somehow it’s all carried off very well. I liked that Josh Gad as LeFou was ultimately a “better” person than he was acting when he was being lackey to Gaston. It’s great that Beast actually isn’t illiterate and comes to the relationship with Belle on a more equal intellectual/academic basis because it makes their ultimate love less about her acting as nursemaid and teacher but their shared interest and compatibility. Emma Waston is excellent as is Dan Stevens and they play well to each other. The various other characters, who are voiced by so many amazing people, just contribute fantastically to all of it.
This controversy over a gay character is dumb. It’s dumb because there shouldn’t be a controversy at all, but it’s extra dumb because this issue was so not an issue to me that I got to the end of the movie before even figuring out who the gay character was. (Also just because someone is a man with soft and loving tendencies does not make that person gay. /soapbox) It doesn’t harm anything because it’s just how it is. Period. I mean, a man dances with another man. That’s the extent of the issue, first off, so people claiming their children are hurt by this blatant sex are absolutely ridiculous, and second, um, gay people exist and are people. Again, full stop.
Really it’s a fun movie that builds on nostalgia for the animated movie of (sigh) 26 years ago, and has good visual recall to that without being a shot-for-shot remake. It’s akin to how the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie had fun nostalgia for the theme park ride by recreating some of the ride scenes and music without delving too far into it. Though certainly Beauty & the Beast does more of this, it also was given the space to be its own creation. Belle is still brave and adventurous but she’s a little more self-sufficient than her animated counterpart without sacrificing her romantic and soft sides. Beast is still isolated and angry but he’s wittier, more flexible, and able to show compassion. It makes for a wonderful updated act.
I also admit to having tons more fun watching it because I went with my amazing best friend and we sat in those fancy leather reclining theater seats and got fed good food, AND we are both fans enough to be able to sing all the songs unprompted, but I think there’s still a much wider audience who would love seeing this.
A definitive breakdown of everything that Niantic failed to fix when it added Generation 2 to its Pokemon Go game:
So why am I still playing?
I don’t know. Sunk cost fallacy? The fact that I walk a lot, so I might as well turn it on just to capture the steps it does bother to count? The asinine hope that I will get something someday?
I finally, finally, finally spent the money to buy Pokemon Sun. Long story but my 3DS and games (including all my Pokemon games) were stolen last year and I waited a long time to replace the device and still haven’t replaced all the games. But I decided rather than go back and restart X and Y, I’d hop on the Sun & Moon train. Thank god for real Pokemon games, because Sun is fun. And I get a Rowlet.
I watched all of Friday Night Lights. Why? Leslie Knope said it was her favorite show and I’d been meaning to check it for years, so I finally dove in. I wasn’t super into it at first but I liked it enough to complete five seasons in short order. What gets me about this is how common an attitude that Football Is Life comes up in American culture. (And sometimes basketball.) Not every problem, personal demon, or bad life experience can be corrected by playing or watching sports, and while I happen to enjoy sports (though ironically not football) I think this attitude is portrayed far too often in the real world and is here reflected in the show at points. (See: Buddy Garrity.) And yet, I still like it. It avoided some major stereotypes of teen-based television shows. For instance, the families actually exist in Middle America. People are not all absurdly wealthy, the bad experiences the kids have are believable, not hyperbolic, every game is not won, kids who leave for college really leave for college, romances don’t always last, etc. To that end, it impressed me.
The Americans fifth season premiered last night and I didn’t watch because I started yet another group watching of the show and I have decided to do my very best to wait until they get around to season 5. (We just watched the second episode of season 2 and we only watch 3 a week, so it’s going to take forever.) I’m almost anxious about it, and am choosing to pretend that season 5 has not been released yet. And House of Cards season 5 is still too far away, also (May 30). I’m not really looking forward to the return of Orange is the New Black, particularly because the end of season 4 was going well and then bam! way too ridiculous yet again. So I don’t care that it’s still far away. But the other two things are killing me. So the question right now is What do I watch while I’m waiting to watch? I’m considering The Magicians, but I didn’t really care for the books, so I don’t know what to think about that either. Sigh, when did entertainment become such a hard job?